Pokemon:
Mewlock
You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of garbage (

), macaroni and cheese and industrial runoff.
You have a magic chest of hats. (

) You can puke lava. You have a fear of wind. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have scaly skin. You can resist maple syrup. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can eat bricks. You can puke hot death.
Ale głupie
D&D:
Chaotic Good Elf Mage Ranger
Jedyne co mi się nie podoba to ten elf.