Klasyfikator pojemności butelek wódki w świecie informatyków:
0.1 l - demo
0.25 l - trial version
0.5 l - personal edition
0.7 l - professional edition
1.0 l - network edition
1.75 l - enterprise
3 l - for small business
5 l - corporate edition
Wiadro - home edition
"Klin" - Service pack
Rosól - Recovery tool
Zakąska - plugins
Bimber - shareware
Wynalazki (typu autowidol, denaturat) - open source
Alkohol metylowy - scrensaver (black windows)
Zgon, urwany film - Denial of Service
Wymiociny - Buffer Overflow
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